Trueman Moments

A Trueman moment is a phrase derived from the movie, The Trueman Show with Jim Carey. The directors would explain any random thing that happened so Trueman wouldn’t catch on to the fact he was living entertainment. A Trueman moment is a moment that you experience but there is no rhyme to reason for it. It is just a random moment that cannot be explained.

For example, you could be driving along River Road in Sonoma County out to the coast. You could pass by a fellow on the side of the road. In a normal scenario, you would simply pass by and not think (or look) twice.

However, if this person were dressed in leather pants, leather hat, and a leather vest, you might do a double-take. If this person were standing in an odd position because of the walking stick or cane or whatever he was holding between his legs, you might do a double-take.

The moment that defines this moment as a Trueman moment is the moment you realize that this person is standing on the side of the road, outfitted in leather pants, leather vest, and a leather hat. He is standing awkwardly because he is clutching some sort of stick between his legs. He has slid his leather vest off his shoulders AND he is licking his chest!

The Dorito Campfire

One weekend, we decided to go camping at Salmon Point on Lake Ontario but we arrived at the campsite pretty late. It had also just finished raining. We met our friend Dopey Dave who was already there. A bit soggy–but there. Because of the rain, all of the potential fire wood was wet. Because of the time, there wasn’t anywhere to buy it either. I know, people in the Yukon would roll their eyes at the notion of buying firewood!. But in Southern Ontario, you buy your firewood. It’s easy. It’s already chopped to exactly the right size. If you were marketing it, you could say: “Right-Sized Firewood For Sale” or “Firewood that Fits!” (Not that you need to market it. Who wants to spend time looking for wood, then chopping it up?)

All that fat!Anyway, back to soggy Dopey Dave, soggy campfires, and soggy nights. We arrived, put our tent up, and sat around the empty black pit that would normally be glowing and emitting warmth. We were also becoming wet and cold. We tried candles but the wind was blowing, making them melt fast and leaving a big puddle of wax on the picnic table.

Somehow, somebody got the notion to light a Dorito. Boy. They burn. Fast. With all that fat, they just explode. However, if you stick them in the puddle of wax, they last for hours. We ended up using three Dorritos in the puddle of wax for about three hours. Very useful: Light and warmth at the same time.

I didn’t eat Doritos for years after that–just knowing how long they burned and knowing how much fat they contained.

Unexpectedly Mz. Yukon

My license plates arrived in the mail a few weeks ago. Today, I finally opened them and put them on my car.

867 is the area code for Whitehorse, Yukon!

I think this is terribly funny and weirdly appropriate. 867 is the area code for Whitehorse, Yukon AND I work in the telecom industry. I’m so pleased this plate simply arrived in the mail and the numbers were quite random but they mean something to me anyway.

Oh Canada!!!!

Today is Canada Day. On this day in 1867, 5 colonies confederated to form the Dominion of Canada. One hundred and so-odd years later, here are the most patriotic symbols of our country: The Canadian flag and a  beer commercial.

To be or not to be Canadian!

I am Canadian!

Joe Canadian

Also, here is a really good audio file to listen to from an NPR program called: This American Life. It’s entitled: Who’s Canadian?