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The Largest Cock in the Land

 

The Largest Cock in the Land, originally uploaded by YukonJen.

Am visiting my family in Alberta this week. We’re having a laugh–or two–or three. As we were driving out the township road where my aunt and uncle live, I see this HUGE rooster statue in somebody’s front yard.

“I HAVE to take a picture of that!” I exclaim.

“What?” my aunt questions.

“You’ve never seen that rooster?”

“What rooster?” She drives by it everyday and has never really noticed the larger-than-life rooster or other animal statues in that yard.

By this time, we are already passed it and I have to explain that I’ve just seen a gorilla on a roof and the largest rooster in the history of time. AND ALL I CAN THINK of is the title for my blog entry.

My aunt and uncle smirk. “You’re a dirty girl, Jennifer.”

I laugh. “I’m pretty innocent,” I tell them.

Yeah. Right. I couldn’t resist getting my uncle to take this picture:

 

Riding the Largest Cock in the Land, originally uploaded by YukonJen.

Can you see the gorilla on the roof behind me?

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