I’ve been following the stats on my blog with mybloglog.com. I don’t have a professional account and I have to wait until after 9h00 pm PST to view how many readers I’ve had over the course of the day and what they read and where they clicked.
My most popular category is: All About My Butt
My most popular blog entry is: My Life-Saving Butt
My most popular outgoing link is: www.nikewomen.nike.com
I found out the other day that some people thought (and I won’t mention any names) that the butt in the picture was my butt!! I can only dream of such a butt!! Plus, I would never post a picture of MY BUTT on my blog. That’s pretty personal. But (ha–pun intended), this is some other lucky girl’s butt and I’m sure she’s worked hard at making it look so good or Nike wouldn’t have used it for their ad.
AND on that note.
I also realized that some people hadn’t read the lovely piece of poetry that goes with the lovely butt. So. Here it is again:
MY BUTT IS BIG
and round like the letter C
and ten thousand lunges
have made it rounder
but not smaller
and that’s just fine.
It’s a space heater
for my side of the bed.
It’s my ambassador
To those who walk behind me.
It’s a border collie
That herds skinny women
Away from the best deals
At clothing sales.
My butt is big.
And that’s just fine.
And those who scorn it
Are invited to kiss it.
JUST DO IT.
Pictures please…
Seriously you are a great writer and have a great blog. Would you believe I found it googling “hiking toilet paper”… It’s a long story… Anyways keep it going and I’ll look forward to seeing your resume v2.0 since I am in a similar employment predicament and am interested in seeing other technical resume’s. Thanks for sharing.
-Tom
haha that looks my butt!!! did nike drug me. lol. anywho but the poem is funny i just cant seem to get it to flow in a pleaseable way i wish i could hear you read out loud, poems always sound best when read in the poets own voice and mind set….even if it was meant o entertain.