Geeky Solicitation to Support Breast Cancer Research

2 May 2006 by YukonJen

Being a tech writer in high tech, one thing I’ve learned is to communicate in the same language. Learn the language, then you know you are communicating the right message. Also, if you are both speaking the same language, there is less room for miscommunication and misunderstandinging. To that end, here is my very first attempt to speak the language of software design engineers:

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main ()
{
printf(“WARNING: SHAMELESS SOLICITATION\n)”;

   if (you_have_been_affected_by_breast_cancer() )
   {
     click(here);
   }
   else if (you_know_somebody_who_()
   has_been_affected_by_breast_cancer() )
   {
     click(here);
   }
   else (if_you_just_believe_every_woman_should_()
   have_healthy_and_therefore_perfect_breasts() )
   {
     click(here);
   }
}