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A dirty joke — FROM MY MUM this time

I have been occupied lately. Trying to make big life changes. Can’t really write about them yet, but I will. In the meantime, I’ll tell you a joke my mother told me the other day. I think my dad called me up to see how I was doing and then put Mum on the line so we could have our girlie chat. Which we did. But I could hear my dad clucking in the background.

“What did he say?”

My mum was snickering.

“What? WHAT? What did he say?” I’m insistent.

More snickering.

“He said: Why did the Easter Rabbit hide his eggs?”

Oh. I thought. “I don’t know. Why?”

She’s giggling now. “Because he didn’t want anybody to know…”

She can’t finish.

“Because he didn’t want anybody to know…ha ha ha….”

I wait. I don’t know what to expect.

“He was f@#$in’ a chicken!”

MO-THER!!!!!

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