Mum! Dad! Look what I found!!!

I found it in bulk! At that Aligro store we bought your knife sharpener at. BULK! I guess I’m set for a year or so.

I once asked somebody who commutes from London to bring some to Switzerland. He pooh-poohed my request: “HP sauce! HP sauce! That’s what peasants put on their chips!”

I don’t put it on my chips. I like it on my eggs. I LLLOOOOVVVEE it with eggs. Mmmm….steak and eggs. I’m so glad I found some. I was getting worried that I could only accompany my eggs with chocolate or cheese.