It’s time, I think, to start my series of stories on toilet humour. I have a few stories about outhouses, about flatulence (yes, I can write about the F word, but I can’t really say it–or talk about it–so, unless I know you really well, please don’t come round expecting that I can hold a conversation about it). And, for the ones who have been waiting for it, I will publicize my story about hand sanitizer (some very valuable knowledge that everyone should know). I have to work myself up to it though. I thought I could start with a recommendation for a book you could keep in your bathroom for entertainment. Well. Maybe a series of books–but I will start with one.
No matter what age you are, you simply must read this book. You don’t have to be in the bathroom while you are reading it, but you should definitely get a hold of a copy and see if the contents don’t apply to your life.
If you don’t think it applies, you can just have a laugh.