what do you do when your pants are stuck to your knees because of frost bite

I don’t know. Really. I don’t. But I do know that I think I got eight blog hits from the search phrase:  

“what do you do when your pants are stuck to your knees because of frost bite”

You found my category: All about my butt. 

I just want to say that I don’t think your problem is funny at all. But–I am morbidly curious as to why you found yourself googling that phrase. 

I’m curious to know who you are, and what your story is. 

Frostbite? ??? Ach. I’m cringing thinking about it. 

Where were you? 

What were you doing? 

You should leave a comment. I’d like to interview you.