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Whenever Minutes

When is it OK to sit on a toilet and use your cell phone? NEVER! That’s why they should be called When NEVER minutes. Not whenever minutes.

Here is an excerpt from and email I received today. I can’t believe this sort of thing happens. I mean, people in California barely even smoke for Christ’s sake, but they do this????

Yuck.

~~~~~~~~~~
>Jen,
>
>Something that happened today…
>
>I was in the [men’s] bathroom washing my hands. I could hear someone
>talking. Someone was in a stall talking on their cell phone! Just as I tuned
>into the conversation, I heard:
>
>I can’t…
>
>Not now…
>
>I just CAN’T…
>
>BECAUSE I’M TAKING A SHIT…
>
>some more talking
>
>Hang on, I need to use both hands…
>
>Ewwwwwww. I guess he was using his “whenever minutes”. I can’t believe
>people do that. Maybe the phone companies should use this example to
>advertise their Bluetooth headsets!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Who do you think he was talking to? A colleague? Was he making a sale? Maybe he was talking to his wife or mother or something. Just so you know. It is never OK to go to the bathroom, sit on a toilet, and talk to me. I never want to be in one hand while your other is wiping your butt. NEVER.

Do you think that people need a reminder as you walk into the public bathrooms: For the consideration of others, please turn off your cell phones. Maybe all that’s missing is that polite reminder. Yuck. I still think it’s disgusting.

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